Nothing to do with Hearing Aids but Very Funny!

If You Have Ever Seen the Television Show 24 You Will Appreciate This List:

* Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jack Bauer.

* If everyone on 24 followed Jack's instructions, it would be called 12.

* If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

* Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

* There have been no terrorist attacks in the United States since Jack Bauer appeared on television.

* When someone asks Jack Bauer how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously on 24..."

* Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

* When Google doesn't know the answer, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

- If you’re holding a gun to Jack Bauer’s head, don’t count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.

- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

*When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

*When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

*Jack Bauer once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Jack Bauer is never wrong.

*My parents told my little brother and I that Jack Bauer was "just a television character". We are now orphans.

*Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.

*Jack Bauer makes onions cry.

*Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.