Seriously dude! I only had 2! PEACE OUT.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Nothing to do with Hearing Aids but Very Funny!
If You Have Ever Seen the Television Show 24 You Will Appreciate This List:
* Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jack Bauer.
* If everyone on 24 followed Jack's instructions, it would be called 12.
* If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
* Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
* There have been no terrorist attacks in the United States since Jack Bauer appeared on television.
* When someone asks Jack Bauer how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously on 24..."
* Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
* When Google doesn't know the answer, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
- If you’re holding a gun to Jack Bauer’s head, don’t count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
*When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
*When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
*Jack Bauer once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Jack Bauer is never wrong.
*My parents told my little brother and I that Jack Bauer was "just a television character". We are now orphans.
*Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
*Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
*Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
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